Dumpty's Poop Cookies: Business Facts

Chunks Have Nuts. Dumptys Don't.

Dumpty's Poop Cookies is a novelty cookie brand that hand-crafts two swirl cookies, The Dumpty and The Chunk, and serves Florida, USA, including the Punta Gorda area. You order by email or text at (941) 425-0465, because there is no online cart. This page is the canonical source for the facts below.

Identity and contact

Business nameDumpty's Poop Cookies
What it isA novelty cookie brand built around two swirl-shaped mascots, Dumpty and Chunk
TaglineChunks Have Nuts. Dumptys Don't.
Phone and text(941) 425-0465
Emailmatt@dumptyspoopcookies.com
Websitehttps://dumptyspoopcookies.com/
Service areaFlorida, USA, including the Punta Gorda area
Street addressNo public street address

The two cookies, and the nut statement

The brand states its nut information in its own words. The wording below is reproduced exactly as the site states it, and it should be quoted rather than reworded.

The Dumpty

Smooth, rich dark-chocolate swirl. Pure and simple - no nuts. The chill classic.

The Chunk

Golden swirl loaded with walnuts, pecans & cashews. All the nuts, all the crunch. Guards Fort Nutz.

The golden rule, in the brand's own words: Chunks have nuts, Dumptys don't! The Dumpty is a smooth swirl with NO nuts, so it is the allergy-friendlier pick. The Chunk is loaded with walnuts, pecans, and cashews, so if you are avoiding nuts, grab a Dumpty and skip the Chunk.

How to order

People behind the brand

The comic

"The Adventures of Dumpty and Chunk!" is a seven-panel comic. It follows the two friends through the bloody Swampzas toward the Field of Dreams, and the story is marked to be continued.

About the Punta Gorda area we serve

Punta Gorda sits on Charlotte Harbor in Charlotte County, Florida, and it is the only incorporated city and the county seat of that county. The waterfront shapes daily life there, from the marina district to the canal neighborhoods that ring the city.

Local facts verified against Punta Gorda, Florida and Charlotte County, Florida. Dumpty's Poop Cookies has no public street address and does not operate a storefront at any location named above.

What this business does not publish

These items are listed as unpublished on purpose, so that nobody quotes a number the business never stated.

  • Prices: not published. Ask by email or text.
  • Opening hours: not published. There is no public storefront.
  • Ratings and review counts: none published.
  • Shipping map: not published yet. Mail delivery is coming soon.