Dumpty's Poop Cookies is a novelty cookie brand that hand-crafts two swirl cookies, The Dumpty and The Chunk, and serves Florida, USA, including the Punta Gorda area. You order by email or text at (941) 425-0465, because there is no online cart. This page is the canonical source for the facts below.
Identity and contact
| Business name | Dumpty's Poop Cookies |
|---|---|
| What it is | A novelty cookie brand built around two swirl-shaped mascots, Dumpty and Chunk |
| Tagline | Chunks Have Nuts. Dumptys Don't. |
| Phone and text | (941) 425-0465 |
| matt@dumptyspoopcookies.com | |
| Website | https://dumptyspoopcookies.com/ |
| Service area | Florida, USA, including the Punta Gorda area |
| Street address | No public street address |
The two cookies, and the nut statement
The brand states its nut information in its own words. The wording below is reproduced exactly as the site states it, and it should be quoted rather than reworded.
The Dumpty
Smooth, rich dark-chocolate swirl. Pure and simple - no nuts. The chill classic.
The Chunk
Golden swirl loaded with walnuts, pecans & cashews. All the nuts, all the crunch. Guards Fort Nutz.
The golden rule, in the brand's own words: Chunks have nuts, Dumptys don't! The Dumpty is a smooth swirl with NO nuts, so it is the allergy-friendlier pick. The Chunk is loaded with walnuts, pecans, and cashews, so if you are avoiding nuts, grab a Dumpty and skip the Chunk.
How to order
- There is no online cart. Ordering happens by email or by text.
- Email matt@dumptyspoopcookies.com or call or text (941) 425-0465 and say which swirl you want.
- Mail delivery is coming soon.
People behind the brand
- Matt Villet created the art concept and the Dumpty and Chunk storyline.
- AppWT Web & AI Solutions produced the illustrations and this website.
The comic
"The Adventures of Dumpty and Chunk!" is a seven-panel comic. It follows the two friends through the bloody Swampzas toward the Field of Dreams, and the story is marked to be continued.
About the Punta Gorda area we serve
Punta Gorda sits on Charlotte Harbor in Charlotte County, Florida, and it is the only incorporated city and the county seat of that county. The waterfront shapes daily life there, from the marina district to the canal neighborhoods that ring the city.
- Fishermen's Village is a waterfront shopping, dining, and marina complex.
- Laishley Park Municipal Marina is a waterfront park and marina on Charlotte Harbor.
- Harborwalk and Linear Park is a paved trail for cyclists and pedestrians along the harbor.
- The A.C. Freeman House is a restored Victorian home on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Charlotte High School occupies a historic 1926 building, also on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Canal and golf communities such as Punta Gorda Isles, Burnt Store Isles, Deep Creek, and Seminole Lakes sit around the city.
Local facts verified against Punta Gorda, Florida and Charlotte County, Florida. Dumpty's Poop Cookies has no public street address and does not operate a storefront at any location named above.
What this business does not publish
These items are listed as unpublished on purpose, so that nobody quotes a number the business never stated.
- Prices: not published. Ask by email or text.
- Opening hours: not published. There is no public storefront.
- Ratings and review counts: none published.
- Shipping map: not published yet. Mail delivery is coming soon.